...we bought bread in Ciechanowiec. We saw this on the shelf behind the counter and thought, "Yum, brown bread!"
When it was brought down from the shelf and handed to us, we noticed that it looked more like a marble pound cake or something, but it was too late to turn back.
We thought, well, it won't taste good with mushroom cheese (more on that later), but you can't go too wrong with marble pound cake.
Unless it's actually fruit cake- which it was - and you can go very, very wrong with fruit cake.